me: so the baby really likes music….kicks around and stuff, so i wondered- what if i’m having a reincarnated MJ? I’m going to be RICH!!!
Kim: hahaha! And he’ll be so much happier, you know, because he’ll finally actually be white
me: He’s doing that little sha-mon kick right now. Right, probably whiter than he ever wanted to be.
Kim: Right. Maybe lisa davis will get pregnant with the female version of Elvis and then MJ and Lisa Marie can have another go at it
me: that. would. be. amazing. good thinking.